I Stole This From Mommy Wants Vodka, but it's okay 'cause I'm being patient.

1. What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done before?


Pushed out a baby. (ew)

2. Did you keep your New Year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?

I can't remember what my New Year's resolutions were last year, so I'm just going to do my laundry today and call it even.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?

My uterus, and all of that other good stuff. :)


4. Did anyone close to you die?

No. Thank God.


5. What would you like to have in 2010 that you lacked in 2009?

The ability to enjoy my life just a little bit more.


6. What countries did you visit?

None, wow...I'm boring.


7. What date from 2009 will remain etched upon your memory, and why:

Well, a lot of them. My due date, for one. Mostly because it is my password for my school account.


8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?

Showering every day since I've had my daughter.


9. What was your biggest failure?

My days are a string of fails.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?

I projectile vomited orange gatorade all over my Nana's living room. Oh, pregnancy...how I miss you.

11. What was the best thing you bought?

Lash Stilleto Mascara. I <3 you!
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?

I'm going to go with mine. Because it's my blog and I can say whatever I want to here. I'm anonymous. Fart knocker! That's right. (I really hope that doesn't mean anything TOO inappropriate)


13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?

My dad's. No joke.


14. Where did most of your money go?

Kayla's wardrobe.

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?

BABYLEGS! The best baby legwarmers around. Also, Lash Stilleto and my leopard snuggie.


16. What song will always remind you of 2009?

Owl City Fireflies


17. Compared to this time last year, are you:



i. happier or sadder?
happier, I gots me a kid.



ii. thinner or fatter?
fatter, and I was like 3 months prego last year. :/



iii. richer or poorer?
poorer.


18. What do you wish you’d done more of?

I wish I'd spent more time doing things with friends and less time sitting at home alone.

19. What do you wish you’d done less of?

eating of the candy.

20. How will you be spending Christmas?

Christmas is over. :/


21. There was no #21. I don’t know why there was no 21.



I’ll make up my own question here, then. Hmmm.



What would cheer you up today? (At this point I'm going to admit that I stole this from Mommy Wants Vodka...so I'll just answer hers)
If Coco would stop crying.

22. Did you fall in love in 2009?

In and out about 12 times.

23. How many one-night stands?

... none.


24. What was your favorite TV program?

Jersey Shore. *fist pump*

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?

I don't *think* so...

26. What was the best book you read?

Oh gosh, the Kurt Cobain memoir?

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?

Still Time

28. What did you want and get?

I wanted to not be pregnant anymore. I'm not. Win!

30. What was your favorite film of this year?

Ice Age 3. (Note: I think this is the only new movie that I saw this year. The awesomeness just OOZES out of me.)

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you (optional)?

I painted my bedroom while 8 1/2 months pregnant, and moved furniture. No joke. I suck at being prego. Also at being Ragu.

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?

New Ugg boots.

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2009?

Stretchy-chic.

34. What kept you sane?

My lovely psychiatrist and a prescription for Zoloft.

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?

Fancy....hehe. I'm going to have to go with Shia Leboofffefeeuoughff (I'm not so good with the last name spelling.)

36. What political issue stirred you the most?

Honestly, I was too busy being miserable and pregnant to care.

37. Whom did you miss?

My momma. :(

38. Who was the best new person you met?

Twitter. I <3 you, Twitter.

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2009:

Patience will get you further than any other virtue. So lie your booty off, cheat, and steal. As long as you're patient you'll be a-okay!

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:

"So I'ma tell you, like you told me, that cash rules everything around me, sing dolla dolla bill yeah, oh-oh-oh, dolla dolla bill yeah" Chase McBride...look him up.